Bob

Just had a really weird conversation with someone. Let's say his name is Bob. Bob goes to the church I attend while I'm at school. He has a son, and has been divorced for about a year now. He's Yoruba, and reminds me of a burnt salamander.

So yesterday there was a church event at one of our sister churches, so my parents traveled down to attended. Well Bob was there and he said hi to me while I was with my mom. So I was like hey, this is my mom, and mommy this is Bob. My dad came up and I introduced them. I thought nothing of it because I always introduce my friends to my parents. Welllll, Bob took this "introduction" to a WHOLE new level.

Few hours ago, I got a facebook chat message from him about how surprised/shocked he was that I introduced him to my parents. I was like, okay? so what?

Well then he calls me and say that he's been admiring me for awhile and that since I introduced him to my parents, that gave him the go-ahead to pursue me further. (at this moment I was thinking DAMN!)

So he proceeds to tell me how he couldn't take his eyes off me yesterday and that he was watching me shake it. He also made comments about the size of my rear end. Keep in mind that we were AT CHURCH!!!! I didn't even know what to say! I was shocked. He should be praying and worshiping God, not staring at my behind!

He asked me if I would go out to lunch or dinner with him, and I lied and told him I was busy.

Why is it that the ratchet dudes that I DON'T want are always the ones approaching me?